Ever since I got into e-cigarettes, I turned into a joke machine

According to incomplete investigation by the fairy,

Although some players look like old drivers,

Every day, she talks about how cute newcomers don't understand things,

In fact, when I first played with e-cigarettes,

There are often many jokes...

These jokes come together and

You can write a encyclopaedia of the embarrassing stories of Vapor people...

For example, a certain COV brother who did not want to be named,

I once accidentally touched the switch on a bus,

Causing steam to begin to rise in the pants pockets...

Then someone patted him on the shoulder and said,

Dude, your X looks like it's going to explode ~

After laughing at the story for a month,

I once thought there could be nothing more bizarre than this,

This life is like a paragraph,

Is it something that ordinary people can have...

Facts proved that I was wrong,

After collecting information from various parties,

I laughed a pig in the empty office...

On this beautiful Friday,

The fairy will show you the life of the Vapos,#p#paginated title #e#

A friendly reminder,High energy ahead ~

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In order to protect the face of old drivers,

I won't write my name out,

Everyone understands for yourself...

“This was the first time I smoked an e-cigarette. I saw that my friend was smoking vigorously. I said I would take a sip, and then took a few puffs of air through the cigarette holder. What about the cigarette? quot; You had to hold the switch and I held it for a few seconds and then……”

“During class, I lowered my head and smoked an e-cigarette. The teacher just asked me to answer the question. I didn't dare to speak after holding it for a long time. My deskmate poked me in the waist... Smoke rises from your mouth and nose... I still can't forget the teacher's gaze...& rdquo;

“Driving into Tibet, I took a break in a hotel on the way. I met a buddy who was also on a self-driving tour. The 180-cm black guy ran over and asked me to borrow a light. I looked at the primary e-cigarette in his hand and took it out without hesitation and embarrassment. My e-cigarette, took off the lid of the atomizer, pulled out the cotton, and used it as a lighter for this buddy. My buddy gave me a cigarette Zhonghua. I also took it and lit the fire with a heating wire. So we looked at each other awkwardly and laughed." rdquo;

“On a whim that day, I wanted to clean all the atomizers, so I took apart the atomizers, wiped the glass and acrylic compartments and placed them in the tool box. Other stainless steel parts were bubbled in hot water and wrapped in toilet paper to prepare to suck dry before loading them.…

 

Then my daughter-in-law threw away all the toilet paper wrapped around the parts as garbage. Now my equipment can only be used as decoration. Does anyone need a shell? I offer a low price...& rdquo;

Once I was driving at a red light, a small red car next to me was waiting side by side. Two beautiful women on the car, the co-driver, were smoking an e-cigarette, a thin product that was eliminated three years ago, and the small smoke was still smoking.

 

When I saw this, I had to show off. Just when the girl looked at me, I quickly took out my equipment and took a puff from my mouth, but I couldn't get it. Shit, I lost my power. The red light turned green and I clearly saw the girl's lips, b! Hey, sister, don't go, make things clear...# p#pagination title #e#

The first time I played steam cigarettes, I used 80W to ignite the fire and directly burnt the core. Then I continued to smoke and choked. I thought it was the feeling of roaring. I said it was too choking and made my colleagues laugh. The feeling of roaring was too strong...

The live broadcast wiped the pole. The audience said: The flashlight is so beautiful, and then I turned off the live broadcast...?

Have you all used cigarette oil trial packs? That bottle is the same as the bottle of medicine ~ The days when I was ravaged by mosquitoes ~ I picked up a bottle of trial and applied it without hesitation ~ I turned around and picked up Likang liquid (mosquito bite medicine) and dropped it into the atomizer ~ Start manufacturing ~

I took the box to the Internet cafe and found a corner to sit down and surf the Internet. Because the light was very dark, the monitor and I had their back to others. It happened that I was carrying a large mist atomizer that day. After taking a few puffs, the network manager thought it was on fire. I took this basin and poured it on me. I will never forget the look in the eyes of the network manager when he saw me covered with water...

Hold the negative pole of the 18650 with your index finger and lick the positive pole with the tip of your tongue to see if there is electricity...

Three aunts walked past me and said I was taking drugs. I didn't respond. I even blew out a mouthful of smoke. Then suddenly three aunts and an old man surrounded me and said I was taking drugs. One of the aunts pulled my clothes. The old man called the police and really wanted to cry. More than 10 minutes later, the police came and took me away...

There is a kind of pretentious act called saying that my smoke is too big in front of my friends, and then took a few puffs to pretend and found that the air intake was not open...

After watching the above paragraphs,

Do you find your own shadow in it?# p#pagination title #e#

Perhaps unknowingly,

Electronic cigarettes not only bring health to our lives,

It also brought more joy ~

Today's VAPE heard you say,

Fairy wants to hear from you,

The embarrassing things you have been playing with e-cigarettes all these years ~

What's wrong with the past,

Remember to write it in the message area to make us happy ~